Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Design on a Crime (ouch)


The Scene: A basement family room.
The big screen TV sits firmly in the far corner, and the toddler’s toys are scattered from the side room well into the family room. The fairly new sectional in “Real Simple” gray blue style sits invitingly along part of one wall with a large matching soft cushion ottoman in front for plenty of foot resting.

Both toddler and baby are miraculously calm at the same time.

The Daughter and her Mother tentatively smooth the anticipation of actually participating in a conversation.

Daughter: “Mom look at this ottoman.”
Mother leans forward and sees a series of small brown dots. “What is it?”

Daughter: “Blood. From Dad working in the yard! Look over here on the seat!”

Mother leans to the side and sees a larger smudge that actually looks like blood, and she remembers why years ago she bought chocolate brown sofas for her family room.

Mother: “Oh,dear…Well you could let Xman crawl around when he skins his knees and thereby get a little modern matching pattern going on the fabric.”

Daughter, looking long and hard at mother. “Or I could just slit my wrists and let blood drip everywhere!”

4 comments:

  1. LOL, I know how she feels. That is why I chose carpet for my den and up0 the stairs in a color that closely mimics red clay mud!

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  2. Anonymous2:12 PM

    I apologize for laughing, but it's funny.

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  3. are you guys trashing your daughter's house?! i would be very careful - you might find yourselves living on the street!
    ;-)

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  4. haha - Got a kick out of this post! Sounds just like a conversation I might have had with my own mom lots of years ago!

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